You think you “fail” at life. So you give up. You go and kill yourself.

But you fail so bad, you fail at killing yourself.

You fail at life. And now you fail at death.

You just failed on failing.

Your "suicide" has delayed my train, you inconsiderate bastard!

"If you wish to kill yourself, I have no problem with that, but stop being such a fucking drama queen and go somewhere quiet and hang yourself, you selfish bastard."